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 Being famous for turtle races seemed about the silliest thing I had ever heard. They were ultimately banned due to the Endangered Species Act. |  | 
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 This was a tiny generator that I had picked up at a garage sale — about the size and decibel of a small deranged kitchen blender with a metal jar full of broken glass. |  | 
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 The idea was, and still is, to get a drive up into the hill above the trailer to the first of 4 or 5 arroyos (small plateaus or valleys) so I can put my trailer up there, and/or a small house. 
 The "Sir" thing was a hold-over from my Marine Corps days where nearly everybody senior to me was referred to as "Sir". |  | 
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 Shortly after they got the lake done, an earthquake swallowed it. |  | 
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 A weekly group therapy session I had been attending for a few years. That‘s where I met Christy. 
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